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15 Fascinating Quotes on Mental Health




Love is a serious mental disease.
― Plato






I'm not a big fan of psychoanalysis: I think if you have
mental problems what you need are good pills. But I do
think that if you have things that bother you, things that
are unresolved, the more that you talk about them,
write about them, the less serious they become.
― Stephen King




If the national mental illness of the United States
is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.
― Margaret Atwood






In the past, men created witches: now
they create mental patients.
― Thomas Szasz






When you've been locked up in a mental institution,
people are going to ask questions. It was OK,
because I didn't have to act perfect all the time.
― Drew Barrymore







“I wanted to tell her that if only something were wrong
with my body it would be fine, I would rather have
anything wrong with my body than something wrong
with my head, but the idea seemed so involved and
wearisome that I didn’t say anything.
I only burrowed down further in the bed.”
― Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar








“depression in its major stages possesses no
quickly available remedy: failure of alleviation
is one of the most distressing factors of the disorder
as it reveals itself to the victim, and one that helps
situate it squarely in the category of grave diseases.”
― William Styron, Darkness Visible: A Memoir of Madness










“My life isn't good or bad. It's an incredible series
of emotional and mental extremes, with beautiful
thunderstorms and stunning sunrises.
Some would say this is my artistic temperament.
Others would say i am mentally ill or bipolar.
I SAY... it's a bit of both and i make the most
of them, CREATIVELY.”
― Jaeda DeWalt






“Bipolar illness, manic depression, manic-depressive
illness, manic-depressive psychosis. That’s a nice way
of saying you will feel so high that no street drug can
compete and you will feel so low that you wish you had
been hit by a Mack truck instead.”
― Christine F. Anderson, Forever Different: A Memoir of
     One Woman's Journey Living with Bipolar Disorder








“I get absolutely shitfaced. I am shitfaced and hyper
and ten years old. I am having the time of my life.”
― Marya Hornbacher, Madness: A Bipolar Life






“People with BPD are like people with third degree
burns over 90% of their bodies. Lacking emotional
skin, they feel agony at the slightest touch or movement.”
― Marsha Linehan






“My heart keeps begging me for a reason to keep
beating, but I'm running out of lies to tell it”
― Stephanie Ware







“Depression: the healthy suspicion that modern
life has no meaning and that modern society
is absurd and alienating.”
― Neel Burton, The Meaning of Madness






Sometimes the appropriate response
to reality is to go insane.
― Philip K. Dick





“If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with
being different....I'd rather be completely fucking mental.”
― Angelina Jolie






What is "Manic"?





















It's not the clinical definition,
but as a user it works for me...


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Bipolar humour


















If you're bipolar and you're taking medication,
this will probably make you smile. It may also
invoke a moment of "been there, done that".

Being bipolar means i am, relative to most people,
living in an altered state. When one takes medication,
one is also living in an altered state- albeit one that 
allows one to function more better, more often.

That's the theory anyway, and for many of us, 
it holds true more often than not.

But from time to time, one can't help but wonder 
"Who am I really?". Who am I when I'm not on drugs?
Does the world still affect me the same way it used to
before the medication? What am I really feeling?

Compliance, for me, is a matter of percentages.
The longer I live with this diagnosis and the longer
I take medication, the more I become aware of how
it's affecting me. There's also a resentment factor that
creeps in along the way... something along the lines
of "fuck this- other people don't have to take drugs
every day just to be who they (sort of) are. Other
people don't have to spend $200 every month just
to be a human being.


Childish, I guess... but nonetheless real (sic).


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Bipolar Humour 2
(or should that be Bipolar 2 Humour?)

I'm at my shrinks' for my regular appointment
to get my meds renewed and we're running the
checklist of usual questions.
He gets to the one about suicide:

"Any thoughts recently about self-destruction?"

"No more than usual".

There's a pause. We both smile
and move on to the next question.


Another example..











and the beat goes on.
La-de-da-de-dee...



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Is It A Bad Attitude? Bipolar? ...or both...?



does everyone who is bipolar
have a "bad attitude"

or is it just me, and everyone i know
who's been diagnosed?

























hard to say...














the times in which we live

are such that if one doesn't have a bad attitude


it may well mean you ar....


a) illiterate


b) not paying attention


c) straight up stupid



d) over-medicating













it's an interesting time to have "a mental illness"











implicit in the diagnoses
is the the idea that one exists outside the "sane"..
the normal.

which is - allegedly - to be preferred.















i'm not sure that if i wasn't bipolar
i would still have "issues" with the pervasive
bullshit that the "private sector" and my government
tell me everyday.








but of course, it's one of the things
i can never really know.


















































































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Happy Bipolar Valentines Day!




Happy Bipolar Valentines Day!

     ...such a special time.












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Comics for Mental Cases


i'm always glad to stumble across evidence
that other people besides me laugh
about this shit.








































































... and this one i just LOVE!




































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more Bad Attitudes



uh-oh... 

looks like someone's off their meds again.







































































































































































































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Funny weird meets funny ha ha



is shopping a mental illness?












next, a simple test for "bipolar"










some questions are eternal...













ever wonder what the birds
are on about? i do...











sticks and stones may break my bones....




















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my attitude problem...


i'm not sure why these tumbler/xanga/whatever
images with the sad slogans on them bug me
so much, but they truly do...



















is it the profound sense of victimology?











 the self-indulgence? the lameness?























is it all of the above, combined with the sense
that the people who make them and who repost
them so endlessly are wallowing in a vat
of their own fecal matter?














probably.










whatever....










what i DO know is that defacing them makes ME
feel better! it makes me laugh, and then i forget them...


time to take the puppy for a walk in the snow...























!