it's no secret that eating right can do
a lot
for one's mental health,
and Mom was right - breakfast is
the most important meal of the day.

to inspire these good habits,
we present for your delectation
this recipe for Eggs
a la
William Seward Burroughs II.

i haven't tried them yet,
but they read like the kind of thing
one could live on for long periods
if the need arose...


  1. Probably ate that all of once a week. Or how could he possibly be so thin?

  2. indeed. heroin is not known as an appetite stimulant and there are few great junkie chefs.